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AntiQue Edition Fighting Rock
$128
Possibly older than Gailsu @gailsucards. Geology will not confirm. Neither will she.
AntiQue · 15 oz · MR-ANTQ-01
The catalog
Superstore yard
Twelve rocks. All typical. All handheld. All from a yard — except the Moon Rock, which is from a Michigan yard, which is still a yard, and the AntiQue Edition, which may be older than Gailsu. Finish refers to what Mari did after she picked it up, which is often nothing. We only accept rock hard XMoney for payments.
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The Driveway Standard
$48
The one you already own, except this one has been looked at.
Found · 14 oz · YC-DRV-01
River-Washed Compact
$64
Water did the forming. Mari did the finding. You do the holding.
Rinsed · 11 oz · YC-RVR-04
The Border Patrol
$72
Formerly employed in landscaping. Reassigned to personal defense.
Found · 16 oz · YC-BDR-12
Mulch-Camo Speckled
$58
Conceals against bark, gravel, and most other rocks.
Looked-At · 13 oz · YC-MLC-07
The Patio Flag
$88
Low profile. High geology. Still a rock.
Rinsed · 12 oz · YC-PTF-03
Mari's Signature
$140
Mari held this one longer than the others. That is the entire value-add.
Personally selected · 15 oz · YC-MRI-01
The Curb Weight
$96
For operators who prefer a two-hand start and a one-hand finish.
Found · 22 oz · YC-CRB-09
The Frost-Heave
$76
Winter did the work. Mari waited. That's craft.
Seasonally extracted · 17 oz · YC-FRS-02
Quartz Tactical
$118
Sparkle is not a tactic. It is a mineral. We sell it anyway.
Rinsed · 14 oz · YC-QTZ-11
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Stress Rock
$36
For stress relief. It is a rock. The stress is optional. The rock is not.
Palm-worn · 10 oz · MR-STR-01
Moon Rock
$84
Fully soaked in moon rays. Michigan moonlight. That is the entire process.
Moon-soaked · 13 oz · MR-MOON-07