A sunny prehistoric suburban yard of stacked stone

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Your Self-Defense Rock Superstore

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Today's rock joke

What do you call a nervous cobble? A little shale-y.

In humor, dedicated to our MAGA friend in arms @mari_musings. Please give her a like and a hello please.

Counting rocks…